Can't sleep, clown will eat me

 

*honk honk*

The Butler

A regular visitor to the zombiewalk. Most frequently seen with a tray of brains.

Spring thaw: spaghnum moss and shabby chic

Zombie Roland is a regular fixture at Toronto feeding frenzies, easily recognizable due to his exposed facial muscles and blue skin. (This tinge is likely due to cyanosis prior to death. He appears to have been frozen at intervals and exposed to extreme weather conditions over time- both hazards associated with Canadian zombiedom.) Here he is seen at an intermediate stage of decay.

Field Test

Lester Calleja of HeroicMelon reads Max Brooks’ Zombie Survival Guide in an alley while zombies stream past. Clearly it works: he survived miraculously unscathed, with only his autographed copy of the book for protection. More video of his random antics can be found here.