Ghoul Friday

Pencils only work on vampires, kids. Do not stab the teacher. Or get too close.

Best gift ever.

Spott the Loonies’ zombie emergency preparedness kit. He surprised the crap out of me tonight by dropping by with one of these for my wall. Apart from life, nobody has ever given me a gift so awesome. It has a bowie knife, cricket bat, 9mm, frag grenade and paper or electronic documentation. In short, everything you need for zombie survival, apart from twinkies and a hummer.

Spott custom makes these. They start at $300 and up depending on the contents. (You customize your own kit.) If you seriously want one for your home, drop me a message and I'll put you in touch.

Three legged race

 Siamese twins Ginny and Timmy. I loved this look more than words can say.

Mr. Happy

A relaxed look for summer: D&G shades and a scavenged Perry Ellis shirt.

Amusez-vous avec les stéréotypes

In honor of Saint Jean Baptiste day, I present you with Napoléon et un Zombi de Paris.

A stereotype, I know— but I loved this down to the bloodstained baguette. I saw him again at Halloween on Church Street, sans sang of course but still in character...

Napoleon was a little taller in death, but no less magnifique.

Queen of love & beauty

A razor cut beauty queen stalks the park during the Directors’ Cut Special Edition Zombiewalk for George Romero in Sept 2009.

Dying to be thin

May Day

 On a completely unrelated note, I'm looking forward to this year's crop of Lady Gaga zombies.

Nephew of Son of Frankenstein

Stylish in tux and tux cheaters’ shirt at the Directors’ Cut Special Edition Zombiewalk for George Romero in Sept 2009.

Shaving accident

April. Warm summer days and men in bloodied bathrobes wandering the streets.

These things happen, you know. (I'm more interested in figuring out which hotel isn't getting a blood soaked bathrobe back.)

The White Rabbit

In the Python sense, not the Wonderland one.

The rabbit is restless. The rabbit will feed...

Can't sleep, clown will eat me

 

*honk honk*

The Butler

A regular visitor to the zombiewalk. Most frequently seen with a tray of brains.

Spring thaw: spaghnum moss and shabby chic

Zombie Roland is a regular fixture at Toronto feeding frenzies, easily recognizable due to his exposed facial muscles and blue skin. (This tinge is likely due to cyanosis prior to death. He appears to have been frozen at intervals and exposed to extreme weather conditions over time- both hazards associated with Canadian zombiedom.) Here he is seen at an intermediate stage of decay.

Field Test

Lester Calleja of HeroicMelon reads Max Brooks’ Zombie Survival Guide in an alley while zombies stream past. Clearly it works: he survived miraculously unscathed, with only his autographed copy of the book for protection. More video of his random antics can be found here.